Need a laugh? Check out these funny (and often sarcastic) reviews of products on Amazon.com.
White Face Paint brings joy
"My kids didn't want to clean and I needed a quick solution. I bought this face paint and applied it exactly as in the example photo on the package. Then I grabbed a pitchfork and dashed into my kids' rooms yelling 'CLEAN THE HOUSE CLEAN THE HOUSE CLEAN THE HOUSE!' It worked." -Amazon.com user Lisa Krause