Need a laugh? Check out these funny (and often sarcastic) reviews of products on Amazon.com.
Canned Unicorn Meat isn't ethical
“Don't order this product if you have a conscience. The unicorns in the industrial unicorn farms live in appalling conditions, in many cases worse than those of the pegasus ranches. All that awaits these poor creatures is the rainbow factory. Be ethical and buy (kosher) dragon meat instead.” –Amazon.com user V. Zhironovsky